Kev's Musings

Monday, August 08, 2005

The post-date analysis

I've recently noticed yet another quirky difference that separates the world guys and girls live in -- and it's called the post-date analysis.

Have you ever heard girls after one has been on a date? They discuss every single detail. The questions the friends ask are unbelievable. Some are a bit normal, "what was he wearing?" "Did he reach for the check?" "Did you reach for the check?" Then they get deeper into the actual analysis, "What did he say?" "How did he say it?" "what do you think he meant by that?" "Was there a pause in the conversation?" Then they depart for the bizzare, "How long was the pause?" "If the pause could hold water, how much water would it hold?" "If it were a bag, would it be more Louis Vuitton or Fendi?" "If the pause were Sex in the City, was it more Carrie or Samantha?"

The male post-date analysis consists of two words: "Get laid?"

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