Random text message of the day award...

...goes to my little sister for the following message:

"Hey, want to start micro brewing [beer] this summer?"

It's a numbers game

I guess if you do the walk of shame enough times in your life, you're guaranteed to bump into someone you know at least once, but why do I have to bump into a colleague AND my dad in the same morning? Even I can't talk my way out of wearing a suit at 8:30 AM on a Saturday as I'm heading TOWARDS my home.

Maybe it's time I get familiar with mr. restraining order

It's a strange thing to hear your ex dedicate "I hate myself for loving you" to you on the radio.

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or slightly afraid.

Maybe we need to rethink some of these charities

So today, on a train home from New Jersey, I saw an ad urging passengers to donate cars for blind people.

No, I'm not kidding.

Can I ask, does anyone think giving cars to blind people is actually a good idea? Aren't these the people we specifically don't want driving?

The girlfriend shirt

The girlfriend shirt - tagging men for over 20 years. I think it's another way of marking guys, very similarly to whatever scent it is you spray us with that makes all other women know we're taken (you know, the one that makes all women decide they want us the moment we get into a relationship).