Taking advantage of a 16 hour time difference

The beauty of being a day ahead of your friends is that you can realize that you missed someone's birthday (or Valentines Day/anniversary/Christmas) but still reach them on the right day in their timezone.

It's like having the ability to travel through time without any of the hassle of actually going anywhere.

Lesson learned the hard way

Putting someones information in your address book so you can get together again only works if you remember their name.

I weep for the future

Recently, some girl accidentally gave the College Board my e-mail address instead of her own. Now I'm getting all of the applications and college advertisements that are meant for her.

Honey, if you're having trouble remember your email address, maybe college isn't for you.