The newest feature on cable

I’m a big fan of digital cable, especially movies on demand, but recently they’ve added a feature I hate – the ability to see your most recently viewed movies.

Now the reason I hate this feature is that I’m afraid it’s going to embarrass me when I have company over. I know, you’re thinking that I’m afraid someone is going to come over and see the last movie I watched was some skinnamax special, but you’re wrong. I’m afraid someone’s going to come over and see the last movie I watched was Win a Date with Tad Hamilton.