Locker room acoustics (volume 2)

So today I went to the local lunch place where I usually get my Japonese Udon soup. Feeling adventurous, I asked the chef who I see daily about Miso Udon instead of my normal chicken.

He turned to me and said (in broken English), "Miso good for chest. Miso, tofu and broad noodles make chest bigger."

Great -- I guess everyone noticed my chest "could use a little work" except for me.