Kev's wisdom #232

When traveling home from a foreign country, the best way to get rid of
your remaining currency is at the airport bar.

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Another helpful little tip

To the guys out there.

When you walk into a bar, go directly to the Juke box and put on Beyonce's Single Ladies. When it gets to the line "all the single ladies... now put your hands up" they always do.

Save yourself some time.

You're welcome.