New perspective

When you're single, and you wake up in the morning to find a bra on the floor, you think to yourself "awwww yeah!"

When your girlfriend lives with you, and you wake up in the morning to find a bra on the floor, you think to yourself, "god she's messy. Why couldn't she just put that away?"

The hand lotion double standard

Why is it when a girl moves in with you, it's appropriate to have hand lotion in the bathroom, but when you're a guy living alone, everyone thinks you're a pervert?