Why the U.S. will never win the Miss World pagent

As a guy, when I see something like this, I have two immediate reactions:

1. I want to shield my eyes
   
2. I have to share this with everyone
   

Yet another sign you're growing old

You go out for drinks with friends from college and the conversation turns to the real estate market and mortgages

Please remember

Guys, please remember, friends don't let friends pop their collar.

This is one tragedy we can prevent.

Murphy's law of clothing

Why is it that you never bump into anyone in your building wearing your tux, but always run into the ridiculously hot girl who lives on 7 the one night you are feeding your neighbor's cat in ripped sweatpants and a holey t-shirt from a 1997 Wallflowers concert?

How to make a woman's day

If you are looking to make a woman's day, just repeat the following phrase, "can we go shopping and I'll hold your bags?"

Its the female equivalent of saying to a man, "want to go back to my place, where I'll cook you dinner and we can watch SportsCenter?"

What men are really thinking

This commercial says it all.

glumbert - What Men Are Really Thinking

More signs you're getting old

You know you're staring to get older when you naturally wake up early on weekend mornings, no matter what time you got home the night before. It's like the day you hit 28 you lose the ability to sleep past 8:00 AM.

What makes you feel even older is when you call your parents and even they aren't awake yet.