Yet another sign of being a guy

You can have a phone conversation with BOTH of your parents and it lasts under two minutes and forty seconds.

More signs you're getting old

You know you're staring to get older when you naturally wake up early on weekend mornings, no matter what time you got home the night before. It's like the day you hit 28 you lose the ability to sleep past 8:00 AM.

What makes you feel even older is when you call your parents and even they aren't awake yet.

Have I gotten that bad?

Is it a bad sign when every time you go to visit your family, they immediately make you hand over your Blackberry for the whole time you're at their house?