Groucho Marx syndrome

Groucho Marx once said, "I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member." Well, I've decided that many guys in my age-range have the equaliviant -- we'd never date anyone who would have us as boyfriends.

I call it Groucho Marx Syndrome. It's for guys who suffer from what my college roommate used to used to call those "tell-me-that-you-love-me-oh-you-do-well-see-you-later" kind of feelings.

Sorry ladies, it goes back to our cave-man roots. We like the thrill of the hunt. Once we've got what we're looking for, we're conditioned to start the whole process all over again.