Things I've found in my pants pockets that make me wonder what I did the night before

My ongoing list, in no particular order:

• Twenty-seven bucks... in one-dollar bills
• A taxi receipt... from Bayonne, New Jersey
• A lighter engraved with my initials (I don't smoke)
• The receipt for a $95 bar tab
• Some dude's phone number who I thought was my cousin
• A note to myself in illegible handwriting, written on the back of a gum wrapper
• An empty Claritin packet
• The receipt for two doughnuts
• A postcard/ad for Axe body spray
• Six coins in a currency that hasn't been used since the fall of the Soviet Bloc
• Lyrics to the Monroe's "What Do All The People Know"
• A note in someone else's handwriting that read, "come visit me in Tunisia"
  
• Ideas for jokes that are nowhere nearly as funny the next morning, such as creating a list of things I've found in my pants pockets