When she gets a hold of your cell phone and programs in "is my sweet piece of ass" after her name. Ladies, you get extra points for that.posted by Kevin at
12:27 PM
Kev's comedic view on the everyday life of a twentysomething guy.
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I'm a native New Yorker, living in Sydney, with manners taught in Texas (the accent only comes out when I've had a little bit to drink). I can say "I like ice cream" in several languages, but little else (although I'm learning "where is the Embassy" is also a good one to know.) I have a serious weakness for chocolate-chip cookies.
3 Comments:
Kevin, what kind of girls are you picking up??? Are you sure you didn't have to pay her for her "services" after she programed this into your phone? :)
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Anonymous, at 10:27 PM
I'd hate to see what she has after your name in her phone.
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Melanism, at 5:53 PM
she probably has something like "rocks my world" after his name
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Anonymous, at 8:34 AM
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