New martial art

I've decided that I'm developing a new martial art to be used after several drinks. I'm calling it Drunken Skunk, Weaving Fool.

I'm not sure about all the moves yet, but it's going to consist of a lot of grabbing motions, and defensive moves for when your vision is so blurred you think you're fighting multiple people. It may also have a few moves that look like the Crane kick from Karate Kid, but are really just to help you keep your balance.