Kev's Musings

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Do I know you from somewhere?

Last night, while having drinks with a few friends, we spotted these three girls at the bar who were very obviously trolling for guys. They didn't look very experienced at it based on the fact that their body language screamed "don't approach me" while they tried to make eye-contact with every guy in the bar. One girl looked downright angry.

About an hour into the evening, well after we finished making of fun of the girls from our own table, it was my round to buy drinks, so I pushed into an opening at the bar -- not realizing it was next to these girls. About a 1/2 second after approaching the bar, Angry Girl taps me on the shoulder and asks, "do I know you from somewhere?"

Do I know you from somewhere -- do people seriously still use this line?!? It's about as trite and overused as "come here often?" She should have saved herself the embarrassment and just asked me if I'm a Libra, or if I injured myself when I fell from heaven -- Barely were these words out of my mouth when we discover we were in the same football league.

Who has two thumbs and needs to learn to keep his mouth shut? This guy.

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1 Comments:

  • Did you buy her a banana margarita to make up for it? I'm not sure if you've heard, but they're DELICIOUS.

    By Blogger Unknown, at 7:39 PM  

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