Murphy's law of cleaning

If you clean your apartment, expecting that you could have company, you are guaranteed not to have any visitors. However, if you have a rough morning, leave the bed unmade, dishes stacked in the kitchen and your clothes on the floor, you can expect half a dozen friends will randomly stop over after work.

I'm pretty sure that if I ever meet a supermodel my prayers will be answered and she's going to want to come home with me... but only if my place is a wreck. Of course, if it's clean, she won't give me the time of day.