Doubly blessed

After mailing my taxes in this morning, including checks to both the federal and state governments (who is this Fica guy anyway?) I got into the office and was greeted by an e-mail notifying me that today is my three year anniversary at the company. Apparently I’ve been here so long that I now qualify for stock options. I'm not quite sure how I feel about that. It’s the equivalent of having been in Alcatraz long enough to know all the guards on a first name basis and have a little influence over what's served in the cafeteria.