Thanks insomnia!

Thanks to insomnia, here’s a list of things I accomplished between the hours of 5:00 AM and 9:00 AM this morning:

- Balanced checkbook
- Ironed shirt
- Looked back over checkbook after realization that decimals actually matter
- Wrote poem entitled, “Ode to Ambien, if Only I had some”
- Went to the gym, completed regular workout regimen
- Looked at watch, ran additional 3.5 miles
- Came home, cooked breakfast
- Gave checkbook another look, realized that carrying 10’s matters
- Called my sister (15 hour time difference)
- Revised poem, briefly considered career as a poet, scrapped idea and promptly deleted poem
- Still successfully managed to roll into work late