Overheard in New York - Kev's friends edition

Sometimes life just hands you comedy that you don't have to write yourself. For example, take this conversation from dinner last night. Perhaps this exchange would appear in the Animal Planet documentary on guys in their natural habitat.

Kev's Buddy #1: Have you ever considered online dating? You meet so many more girls that way.

Kev's Buddy #2: No. I prefer to meet girls the old fashion way -- awkwardly over breakfast after waking up next to them.

(Again, ladies, I can only apologize for my gender so many times.)