Kev's Musings

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Kev's guide to understanding guys (vol XII)

Relationship microwave (noun) - Something you do (ok, something mostly women do) with the intent of speeding up a relationship phase, such as introducing nicknames, going away for the weekend or suddenly introducing you to friends or family, seemingly out of the blue.

It's the equivalent of putting something in the microwave for five minutes instead of in the convection oven for 30.

Kev's guide to understanding guys (vol XI)

2 Comments:

  • Funny, I know some guys that use the relationship mircrowave too.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:23 AM  

  • Guys use relationship microwave right after they get out of a serious relationship, Kevin. It's called a rebound. Kevin, you never called. We have years to catch up on.
    -Luisa

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:27 PM  

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