Too old to rock 'n roll, too young to die

It's official: I've hit that spot in my life where I'm between being old and young. I'm young enough that I can't go to bed before 2AM on the weekends, but old enough that my body won't let me sleep past 8AM the next day.

In other words, I'm still young enough to still want to slide down the stairs on a mattress, but old enough that now I'll break every bone in my body if I try.

I have no idea how I'd explain that to my health insurance provider.