Signs that maybe you've been traveling too much...

Instead of telling people you'll be home, you start saying, "I'll be in the room."

You get annoyed that you have to use quarters to pay for laundry and can't just put the charge against your room.

You get really annoyed at housekeeping for not making the bed... when you realize that you are housekeeping.

You start to order the lobster for dinner, when you realize that you'd actually have to pay for it yourself.

You miss being able to treat your car the same way you treated the rental.

When visiting your folks, your mom gets angry at you for referring to her as "the concierge."