Ladies, I think I finally understand what you’re up against

In a conversation with a male friend of mine (who will go unnamed so he doesn’t receive bulk hate mail) on relationships, my friend actually made the following comment to me: "Kev, you see, relationships are much like a foreign invasion - if you don’t go in with a clear exit strategy, you could find yourself an occupying force for much longer than you would have liked."

Yeah, he actually said that. There are only so many times I can apologize on behalf of my gender.