The Twinkie Pack

Ever have that friend (or friends) who’s in a relationship and is way overly dependent on their significant other? I mean overly dependent, as in they don’t make plans without the other being involved? This is the kind of friend who you call to invite to guys night out, and they reply with something like, "sure, we can make it."

I like to refer to these friends as "Twinkie Packs" since Twinkie’s only come in packages of two. Want only one Twinkie? Too bad, it’s buy one get one free. Want to only see one of your friends? Sorry, they no longer come in individual servings.