Overheard in New York - Kev's friends edition (part II)
Another amusing snippet from dinner. I swear, my life should be a sitcom.
Kev's Buddy #1: At least the girl you're seeing is anorexic. Do you know how cool that is? They're so hard to find outside of LA these days. Plus, you can take her out to dinner and all she orders is like a pack of gum and a tick-tac.
Kev's Buddy #2: Seriously -- listen to him. Remember Angie? She was bulimic. I'd take her out for dinner and she'd order soup, a salad, steak, lobster, salmon a few sides AND dessert -- like $275 worth of food -- and then excuse herself to the bathroom and come back hungry again. Dude, thank your lucky stars that you got an anorexic. They're great for dating.
Kev's Buddy #1: At least the girl you're seeing is anorexic. Do you know how cool that is? They're so hard to find outside of LA these days. Plus, you can take her out to dinner and all she orders is like a pack of gum and a tick-tac.
Kev's Buddy #2: Seriously -- listen to him. Remember Angie? She was bulimic. I'd take her out for dinner and she'd order soup, a salad, steak, lobster, salmon a few sides AND dessert -- like $275 worth of food -- and then excuse herself to the bathroom and come back hungry again. Dude, thank your lucky stars that you got an anorexic. They're great for dating.
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