Got citizenship?

For many of us, yesterday was quite a somber day, and many discussions were held about obtaining foreign citizenship or moving to far off islands for the next four years. One friend even went so far as to call me and ask, "Kevin, what's the easiest way for me to get Canadian citizenship?" Well, in response, for any of you looking to flee the country, I'm providing the below link to a helpful service:

http://www.marryanamerican.ca

Personally, I'm thinking Australia’s a bit nicer, but whatever country you decide to seek political asylum in, just make sure you don't forget Poland.