Silverman’s rules on dating #159

If you think there’s maybe, possibly even the slightest of chance that you may have, even to the smallest degree, said/done something that just might be construed or misconstrued as bad/wrong/messed up/really screwed up, then... in her eyes you definitely did. Send flowers or chocolates or flowers AND chocolates (depending on severity) immediately. You can never be faulted for sending flowers or chocolates, but you always will be for not doing so.

Bonus tip:
Keep florists and chocolateters around your city in your rolodex filed under something you’ll remember, such as "F" for "fu#&ed up". This way when (not if) you do, you have them ready for easy access.

And for those of you who know me well and are reading this and just shaking your heads (as I’m sure many of you are) please remember Silverman’s rules on dating #1: do as I say, not as I do.