Kev's Musings

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Have a few and try

Things that are difficult to say when drunk:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Cinnamon

Things that are very difficult to say when drunk:
1. Specificity
2. Proliferation
3. British Constitution

Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't -- no one wants to hear me sing.

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