Levels of responsibility

I have to brag, today I decided to try and take another step on the journey from guy to man by moving up the ladder of responsibility.

By that I mean I bought a plant.

Well, two actually. See I've often said the ladder goes Plants - Pets - Kids. Until now, I've been working on keeping Kevin alive and healthy. Being that I haven't caused myself too much irreparable harm, I'm going to try and move onto plants. My friend Seth says having plants is a lot like having a girlfriend, only I don't remember having to water my last girlfriend and make sure she had enough sunlight. In retrospect, maybe that's why we broke up.