When you go to check out the Web site of the hotel you'll be staying at for a business trip -- to see if you need a swimsuit -- and you get excited about complementry, overnight shoe shining.
I'm a native New Yorker, living in Sydney, with manners taught in Texas (the accent only comes out when I've had a little bit to drink). I can say "I like ice cream" in several languages, but little else (although I'm learning "where is the Embassy" is also a good one to know.) I have a serious weakness for chocolate-chip cookies.
2 Comments:
Or, when you start acting like those guys in the Holiday Inn Express commercials that get WAY too excited about cinnamon buns...
By CW, at 10:46 AM
You know it's all down hill when you get more excited about the idea of a massage in the spa than a drink at the bar...
By Anonymous, at 12:50 AM
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