Those magic changes

Starting in February, Kev's Musing's will be undergoing some changes (much like puberty although hopefully with less of the embarrassing voice cracking). While I will still try to provide you with a few laughs in your day (or week/month, depending on how often you visit/I get around to posting) the aim will change slighly to be "Kev's comedic view on the everyday life of a twentysomething New York guy living in Australia."

That's right. I'm packing up my stuff and heading down under for a year that is sure to be full of the wacky, fun (and slightly embarrassing) situations I've been writing about from the States. So keep your eyes on this site for new posts, with a slightly different, more Australian flare.

Women are like European empires

Much the way European empires claimed new lands, women do the same thing staking their claims on guys -- by leaving things in their apartments. The only difference is that instead of planting flags they leave behind feminine hygene and haircare products before going on to enslave the natives.

Yet another sign of being a guy

You can have a phone conversation with BOTH of your parents and it lasts under two minutes and forty seconds.