The second worst five words you can hear in a relationship

Its well documented that the worst five words you can hear in a relationship are "listen, we need to talk"

Only slightly lesser known are the second five worst words you can hear in a relationship: "an all new Project Runway"

State of the union

HD TV coverage of the State of the Union confirmed to me that Congress is NOT a beauty contest.

The new Apple iPad

Today Apple announce their new iPad. It comes in three models 16gb, 32gb and 64 gb (for those heavy flow days)

Why I want to hang with the Muppets

Awesome video from behind the scenes on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

Apparently during rehearsal for a Christmas performance with the Muppets, there was a lot of down-time while the crew adjusted cameras and lighting. And this just happened...

The hand lotion double standard

Why is it when a girl moves in with you, it's appropriate to have hand lotion in the bathroom, but when you're a guy living alone, everyone thinks you're a pervert?

Swine flu

I'm pretty sure Swine Flu was invented as a means to sell hand sanitizer.

The Taco Bell diet

Why don't people get the commercials for the Taco Bell diet? Eating all tacos you'd shed the pounds through massive diarrhea.