President's Day /Valentines Day overlap

Since Valentines Day it coincides with Presidents Day, does that mean it's appropriate to take my Valentine for hot dogs?

Tooter

From SNL - Ashton Kutcher is taking social media technology to the next level.

Another great commercial

Got to give it to the folks at Samsung - this cracked me up.

New perspective

When you're single, and you wake up in the morning to find a bra on the floor, you think to yourself "awwww yeah!"

When your girlfriend lives with you, and you wake up in the morning to find a bra on the floor, you think to yourself, "god she's messy. Why couldn't she just put that away?"

Awesome conversation with my trainer this morning

Best conversation this morning when I told my trainer where my office is located.

Trainer: I used to work as a bouncer a block from there.
Kev: Oh yeah?
Trainer: Yeah. Isn't there a strip club on the corner?
Kev: I think so.
Trainer: The one with little blue lights around the stage.
Kev: I haven't been inside.
Trainer: Me neither.