Effects of drinking early

Yesterday my football team had an early game, so our league sponsored happy hour started considerably earlier than past events. In other words, we started throwing back drinks at 4 PM.

There's something to be said about drinking early. I was sloshed by 8 PM (when we would normally be getting ready to go out). It also means I was hungover by 3 AM (when I would normally be getting home) and totally fine by 8 AM. As a result, I can have a totally productive day.

Tragedy strikes

In what I can only describe as an "OH FUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!" moment, my coffee maker broke this morning, or rather, I broke my coffee maker.

As many of you know, I live and breathe because of my beloved Bodum coffee press, so in Kev's world, this is a great tragedy. The only saving grace is that it broke as I was washing it this morning, AFTER having my coffee -- otherwise I may have had to call in sick to work.

You lucky, lucky bastard

Why is it that when your buddy participates in a three-some, he expects you to buy him a drink? Wait, never mind. I just answered my own question.

Dedicating a song on the radio

Ladies,

If you love your guy, and want to dedicate a song to him on the radio, that's cool. However, if you dedicate Mariah Carey, then you obviously don't know him as well as you think.

You may think "Always Be My Baby" symbolizes your relationship, but trust me, he doesn't.

Happy Easter

Since I'm going to hell anyway...

It could happen to you

It's 2 minutes until your favorite TV show. Last week left off with a cliff-hanger. Suddenly your cable box/DVR freezes and turns itself off. Pushing the button doesn't bring it back on.

What do you do? What do you do?