The most beautiful girl in the room (the whole wide room)

I finally caught Flight of the Conchords. Brilliant. If you don't watch this show, here's what you're missing:

Nature's steam room

I've decided that I'm no longer going to waste time steaming my clothes in the morning. The 90+ degree New York Weather with about 5000% humidity blasts any wrinkles out of my clothes for me on the way into the office.

Swear jar

I'm thinking of putting a swear jar at my desk, except the way I tend to curse at work, I'm afraid I'd owe more than my salary in less than a week.

You're inviting me? Seriously?

Last night I received a wedding invitation that seemed to come out of the blue. Normally you have some idea that you'll be receiving an invite to the wedding, but I never saw this coming.

My surprise wasn't because I didn't know the couple was engaged, it was just that I had only met the bride once -- and I've still never met the groom. Maybe this is the price I pay because the bride drove me to the airport about a year ago -- now she wants a wedding present in return.

Getting the wedding invite was almost as awkward as the time I received a baby announcement from an ex-girlfriend. I was wondering if it was a creative way of telling me the child was mine, until friends assured me that the 27 months since we had broken up was awful long for a pregnancy.